Go Barefoot “DANK” Shows:
Pfffft…yeah, right! Not this Dank. This Dank stands for the complete opposite actually. It’s sh*t hot in there, yet pleasantly ventilated. There are tons of people but you can still windmill dance. It’s at a bowl’s club but your parents won’t be there…and just like a pro bowler that’s under the age of 50, we’re turning things on its head, again!
So after some late-night, light reading through the interdigital (and super reliable) pages of Wikipedia, we now know that you guys sure do fancy a good old Jacaranda tree, some Rooibos and educational facilities. Lots of educational facilities.
Which is just bloody marvellous because here in Jo(l)burg, we like to throw bad ass parties for all the broke students that still deserve a good time even when payday’s still a week away. It’s called Dank and this time round, we’re bringing the jol to your best and most prestigious educational facility, Arcadium Empiricus. Or Arcade Empire for those of you who can’t speak ancient Greek, but we assume most of you smarty-pants knew that already.
It’s the first and definitely not the last time we’re bringing our baby Dank on a road trip so let’s play nice – we’ve made sure to bring along only the best company. Here it is: